10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier