10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986