10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.