10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm