10 Random Poker Quotes

Never educate a stupid poker player.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
Why not, when some because there are three.
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves