10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.