10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!