10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword