10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger