10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from