10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!