10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)