10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.