10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)