10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.