10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---