10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!