10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.