10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.