10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi