10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.