10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.