10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.