10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.