10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fold and live to fold again