10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.