10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown