10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is for fat, American losers.