10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!