10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.