10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is