10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)