10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers