10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fold and live to fold again
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss