10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for loners.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker