10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword