10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.