10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.