10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom