10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha