10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.