10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus