10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.