10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers