10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier