10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon