10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"