10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow