10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier