10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.